MY STYLE FIX: SCALLOPED SHORTS

Happy Monday! This weekend I sweated in places I didn't know possible. It's a miracle I didn't get a heat stroke even as I wore shorts and a roomy top most of the time. It was hades hot here in NYC.  

Trying to stay cool was pretty much next to impossible unless you were indoors where it was almost guaranteed that hypothermia would be in your near future. 

The thermostat was clearly set to Arctic in most places, which would've been cool had I not been dressed like a prostitution whore to combat the oppressive heatwave. 

It was brutal out so I get it. By all means turn the air up. But, when little old ladies are walking through the mall with rock solid perky titays you know you've gone too far. It's too cold.

Trust me, I don't want to be indoors sweating profusely with makeup running down my face and becoming progressively unsure by the minute. But, I certainly don't wanna see that freak show either. 

Besides, I definitely don't want any unintended upright displays of my own, especially if I wasn't wined and dined first.       

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MY STYLE FIX: LAYERED TANK DRESS

Happy Almost Friday Day! Yesterday was a holiday here in the U.S. Yeah, on a Wednesday, which means that I couldn't double fist it and get all shitfaced since it happened to be in the middle of the work week. 

Such a cruel joke, because I need to be at least three sheets to the wind, to get through a family barbecue without stabbing my Uncle who shall remain nameless, in his eye, because without fail he's gonna say something to piss me off.  

Shit, I damn near need to be sedated, just so I can skip the part where every other divorced relative ask me when I'm getting married, or why I haven't done it yet, as if they've forgotten that they still have a restraining order against the love of their life.

Worse yet, all the talk about getting me pregnant because OH MY GOD, time is running out, and I don't wanna wait too long. All while lamenting about needing a vacation from those bundles of joy.

It's bad enough having to listen to same people who adamantly advised/threatened me never to do the nasty in my life. And now, every time I see them, they become all melancholy at the thought of a large object not penetrating my kit kat and resulting in the latest addition to the clan. 

If I didn't know better, I'd think they'd hold me down while I was wearing this tank dress, and force my honey to copulate with me right there in front of the grill, it seemed that important to them. Thank goodness they're satisfied with just badgering me to death.

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MY STYLE FIX: A TRENDY POP OF NEON

Tuesday Booze Day! Yesterday I got the most ah-maz-ing news. Yours truly was featured on LuckyMagazine.com. I'm pretty sure I left my body when I found out.   

I mean it's theee Lucky Magazine after all. The very same Fashion Mag that I religiously buy every month and spent countless hours on the commode perusing through every little column and feature.

I couldn't believe it! It had to be some other big headed Personal Style Blogger, because the last time I checked I was neither rich enough to bribe the staff, and my jaw is not that strong.   

So, of course I checked and double-checked the write-up to see if I was reading correctly, or just simply had a psychotic break from reality, because clearly without those incentives, it just seemed impossible.  

To be selected by Lucky Magazine for anything other than hoarding, because I do save all my issues, and floor space is becoming increasingly scarce, may have been an oversight on their part. 

But, I'll more than take the feature which celebrates my personal style as oppose to the former which could incite a visit from the local Health Department. 

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