MY STYLE FIX: PLAID JACKET WITH FUR

I know a lot of people are hung up on the whole wearing white after Labor Day, but clearly only a person with questionable mental capacities, a virtual monster if we're really being honest, would infringe on our God given right to wear what we want when we fucking feel like it.

Seems really ridiculous, since fashion and style is so personal, and this commie bastard obviously wants us all to fall in line with some unknown, yet no doubt in my mind, nefarious agenda to abolish white from our closet after Labor Day. 

I just never understood the rationale behind this ban, this narrow way of thinking, because it just doesn't seem to serve any purpose other than the obvious pissing good people off.  

I mean ban skinnny jeans if you need to put an end to something horrific. At least that will save lives, because those things are akin to Boa constrictors, and our thighs like unsuspecting rodents having the life sucked out of them.

Many a times I felt faint in my skinnies as I'm certain the jean was slowly strangulating me and restricting precious oxygen from my already impaired brain. True story. 

So, ban skinnies. That will without a doubt serve a purpose, and the inventor of such a ban will be hailed as a hero for many generations to come.

But, white is harmless, and we all should be able to wear it if we so chose, without the impending side eyes or blank stares. It should be ok if that's what you chose. 

Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy your day<3

Coat: Forever21 (similar one here, here, here, & here)

Jeans: 7 For All Mankind (similar one here)

Hat: Gap (similar one here, here, here, & here)

Shirt: H&M (similar one here, here, here, & here)

T-shirt: Forever21 (similar one here & here)

Bag: Forever21 (similar one here, here, & here) 

MY STYLE FIX: SHEARLING JACKET

Happy Hump Day! I really wish I was on the beach right now, sprawled out in a bikini, instead of rocking a shearling jacket albeit fab, paired with skinnies, a blouse, and ankle boots. 

I would much rather be on a tropical island somewhere far away with some gorgeous and ever so willing errand boy feeding me grapes. 

This cold weather and dark before 5pm bullshit is really starting to drive me to drink more than normal of course, because I would be lying if I didn't admit that I already have a well established habit in that department. 

But, that notwithstanding, I would rather not jepordize what's left of my liver due to my meloncholia over this weather situation.

I should be use to this by now, but every season this change seems to get the most of me, and all I want to do is flee for greener pastures or hibernate until Spring with a bottle of whisky for sure to pass the time.  

Enjoy your day! Thanks for stopping by<3

Jacket: Asos (similar one here, here, here, & here)

Boots: Charlotte Russe (similar one here & here)

Blouse: Forever21 (similar one here, here, & here) 

Skinnies: Charlotte Russe(similar one here, here, & here)

Bag: Forever21 (similar one here, here, & here)

MY STYLE FIX: FAUX FUR ANKLE BOOTS

This Christmas in less than two weeks thing is really starting to make me want to down a bottle of Xanax and chase it with a bottle of red wine.

The idea of having to brave the crowds, and yes you do have to be brave as tensions tend to rise and stressed out procrastinators lose their grip and often want to fight over the limited supply of coveted items. 

I don't have that kind of energy to fend off desperate Moms and Dads who would rather scratch the eyes of a fellow shopper out than disappoint little Billy by not snagging his leapfrog or whatever toy is hot at the moment.

Clearly those people have nothing to lose because nothing short of death is worse than the wrath of little Billy who may flip the fuck out if his demands aren't met, and he doesn't have a shiny gift to open Christmas morning. 

I on the other hand don't have such pressures. I just wanna spread some Christmas joy without getting assaulted. So, the other day, I grabbed my bootie, paired with leather pants, a sweatshirt layered with a chambray shirt, my utility jacket, and I went to dinner. 

I couldn't subject myself to the torture or the elevated possibility of becoming a punching bag for frustrated on the edge individuals. So, I skipped it! I'll do my shopping online. It's safer that way. 

Thanks for stopping by! Enjoy your day<3 

Jacket: H&M (similar one here & here) 

Sweatshirt: Forever21 (similar one here, here, here, & here)

Shirt: H&M (similar one here, here, & here)

Pants: Target (similar one here, here, & here

Clutch: Target (similar one here & here) 

Bootie: Aldo (similar one here & here)