MY STYLE FIX: WINTER COLOR BURST

Every year I feel the need to make the obligatory New Years resolution, only to fall right back into my old ways of scarfing down way too many carbs like my life depended on it.

Every year I make promises and vow to kill my bastard foodbaby once and for all with hours upon hours of intense exercise only to revert back to my old ways of laying around like it's my job.

For a moment which is always so fleeting, I usually manage to keep up the farce with my good intentions of getting healthy and toned enough to rock out in a two piece, instead of the mandatory one piece that I have been relegated to as a result of my greed. 

Every year I try to make a change, to be a better version of myself all while failing miserably, one delicious cupcake at time. 

So, to hell with all that shit, because the downward spiral into the throws of depression and self-loathing that generally accompanies such an epic failure is for the birds, and by God I'm no fucking bird!

I eat birds, like duck and chicken drenched in rich butter base sauces that attack my hips like a heat seeking missile, but I'm happy because my conscience is clean. I made no resolution of celibacy and broke no promises. 

Enjoy your day! Thanks for stopping by<3

Vest: H&M (similar one here, here, here, here,& here)

Leather Jacket: Forever21 (similar one here, here, here, & here)

Skinnies: Old Navy(similar one here, here, & here)

Sweater: Forever21 (similar one here, here,& here)

Shirt: Forever21 (similar one here)

Sneakers: Urbanog (similar one here, here, here, here, & here)

MY STYLE FIX: SWEATSHIRT & FLARES

I've never had a desire to go commando. The whole lady parts chaffing till kingdom come just to avoid a panty line, somehow isn't appealing. 

Besides, I like having a barrier albeit thin and made of cotton between my lady parts and the petri dish that is this world. 

However, when it comes to my girls, I don't harbor those reservations, which somehow seems ridiculous, since there's no hole of entry for the germs to penetrate my body, and reek havoc on my immune system.

So, in the wintertime when the thick sweaters come out, and the heavy jackets are on full rotation, I let them things loose as Sweet Baby Jesus intended. 

 The beauty of it all is that no one is the wiser thanks to my average size lactation vessels, that are far from itty bitty, but by no means jugs status, which would certainly make going without something on par with lewd and lascivious conduct. 

As much as I want to be free all the time, I definitely wouldn't sacrifice whatever little decency I have left. So, everything is covered, firmly in place, and all is right with the world. 

Happy New Year! Thanks for stopping by<3

Jacket: DIY (similar one here, here, here, & here)

Sweatshirt: Forever21 (similar one here, here, & here) 

Jeans: 7 For All Mankind (similar one here, here, & here) 

Clutch: Target (similar one here, here,& here)

MY STYLE FIX: DRESS & WEDGE BOOTS

Barely a week into Winter and Mother Nature and that bastard coconspirator Old Man Winter are already disrespecting the streets with that wretched white shit, also known to those who don't have to shovel it as snow. 

And to think, I was bitching and moaning about how cold it was when I wore this little number to StyleCaster's State of the Style Summit in NYC in October. Now in hindsight, that 59 degree day seems balmy in comparison to this Artic ice box. 

At least that ratchet, insert expletive here, because there are so many that come to mind, especially if you're in the middle of the country, and you're getting your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking of course, because anything else would be disturbing at best and should involve law enforcement, but I digress. 

At least Mother Nature and her sidekick Old Man Winter could've worked up to blizzard conditions, because this ungrateful being who took for granted beautiful Fall days is not ready to deal with frigid temperatures, sideways wind, or those yellow ass patches of snow where Fluffy saw fit to express himself.

I'm not about that life, and I promise if those two knock it off, I'll savor the moments and enjoy the small things before they're gone. 

Have a great weekend! Thanks for stopping by<3 

**BTW, to see the crazy amout of snow that I got already check out my Instagram and follow me @ClosetFix 

Dress:H&M (similar one here, here, here, here, & here)

Boot: Zara (similar one here, here,& here)

Jacket: H&M (similar one here & here)

Bag: Zara (similar one here & here)