MY STYLE FIX: SNAKE PRINT SKINNIES

Sometimes putting on a pair of skin tight skinnies that grab my ass just so, have a way of making me feel like a sex pot akin to the broads in those nudie magazines or skin flicks, albeit an immensely watered down version completely incapable of eliciting a rise.

Nevertheless, nobody couldn't convince me that I wasn't emanating sexual prowess and was completely deserving of at least a pity arousal or a good old fashion atta girl.  

Truth of the matter is, I felt the way I can only imagine women the likes of Halle Berry with their perfect everything just strut around knowing. 

While I on the other hand have to squeeze myself into a pair of skinnies, and all the stars have to be aligned ever so perfectly before I can even pull off a caricature version of sexy without completely embarrassing myself or triggering the gag reflex of mankind. 

Trust me I've worn far less and exposed way more body parts at the expense of my dignity and non-existent self respect, and still failed to capture the essence of sexy let alone the attention of a man. 

Spending your time making sure that your girls don't make an impromptu public appearance can have that effect, and immediately detract from one's Bar Refaeli moment, especially when self confidence is replaced by nightmarish thoughts of humiliating overexposure.

I've learned those lessons the hard way with entire nights spent tugging at and strategically placing fabric over areola trying to achieve bombshell status. But, the irony is, it doesn't take that much. A bit of confidence and a good pair of skinnies will suffice. 

Thanks for stopping by! Enjoy your day<3

Skinnies: Target (similar one here, here, here, here, & here)

Bag: Forever21(similar one here, here, here, & here)

Jacket: Forever21 (similar one here, here, here,& here)

Shirt: H&M (similar one here, here, here, & here)

Pumps: Urbanog (similar one here & here)

MY STYLE FIX: ROMPER & LUCKY FABB

Happy Monday! During New York Fashion Week it was important for me to be as comfortable as possible. I knew the days would be long, so the last thing I wanted to do was spend it removing those way too tight skinnies from my crack. 

Unless I'm wiping, anything rubbing against my hole isn't my idea of a good time. Besides, I would've been lucky if I had the chance to rip that sucker out considering all the people around. Sure I could've just said fuck it and did just that, but that whole first impression thing would've been shot to hell.

Needless to say, I aimed for comfort in my outfits. That's why to attend Lucky Magazine's Lucky Fabb Conference, which was held right before NYFW, I choose this romper paired with a denim jacket and heels. The crotch area was a nice distance from my sensitive parts, and I was never in danger of chafing to death. Yes, that's been known to happen.

The fact that it was a one piece and comfy was ideal. So, I was able to enjoy my first day at Lucky Fabb taking in the likes of Lauren Conrad, Rachel Zoe, and Anna Sui without having to hatch double 007 missions to pull my wedgie to the side without being caught in the act. 

That my friend would've completely taken away from the awesome experience. Anyway, I had my hands full trying to figure out how to use the bathroom without having to get butt ass naked in the public restroom. 

The whole one piece thing is cool until nature calls, and you find yourself squatting over a latrine with your outfit at your ankles, praying that the lock on the door actually works, because God forbid someone would barge in and find themselves subjected to such a sight.

Trust me, as I hovered there tinkling for what seemed like an eternity the words "someone's in here" rang out several times unprovoked, just to ward off any potential visitors. Once I handled my business, and my bladder was empty, I continued to enjoy the amazing event that was Lucky Fabb. FYI, pictures from the event will be posted on my 

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Thanks for stopping by. Enjoy your day<3

Romper: ASOS (similar one here, here, & here)

Jacket: Old Navy (similar one here & here)

Sandals: Boutique 9 (similar one here & here) 
Bag: Zara (similar one here, here, & here)