Happy Monday! During New York Fashion Week it was important for me to be as comfortable as possible. I knew the days would be long, so the last thing I wanted to do was spend it removing those way too tight skinnies from my crack.
Unless I'm wiping, anything rubbing against my hole isn't my idea of a good time. Besides, I would've been lucky if I had the chance to rip that sucker out considering all the people around. Sure I could've just said fuck it and did just that, but that whole first impression thing would've been shot to hell.
Needless to say, I aimed for comfort in my outfits. That's why to attend Lucky Magazine's Lucky Fabb Conference, which was held right before NYFW, I choose this romper paired with a denim jacket and heels. The crotch area was a nice distance from my sensitive parts, and I was never in danger of chafing to death. Yes, that's been known to happen.
The fact that it was a one piece and comfy was ideal. So, I was able to enjoy my first day at Lucky Fabb taking in the likes of Lauren Conrad, Rachel Zoe, and Anna Sui without having to hatch double 007 missions to pull my wedgie to the side without being caught in the act.
That my friend would've completely taken away from the awesome experience. Anyway, I had my hands full trying to figure out how to use the bathroom without having to get butt ass naked in the public restroom.
The whole one piece thing is cool until nature calls, and you find yourself squatting over a latrine with your outfit at your ankles, praying that the lock on the door actually works, because God forbid someone would barge in and find themselves subjected to such a sight.
Trust me, as I hovered there tinkling for what seemed like an eternity the words "someone's in here" rang out several times unprovoked, just to ward off any potential visitors. Once I handled my business, and my bladder was empty, I continued to enjoy the amazing event that was Lucky Fabb. FYI, pictures from the event will be posted on my
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