Closet Fix: MY STYLE FIX: THE SHORT SUIT   

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

MY STYLE FIX: THE SHORT SUIT

Happy Hump Day! I've been wearing a lot of shorts lately, like here, here, and here, and letting you get all up, close, and personal to my moneymakers, or those two long scrawny things, also known as my legs. Believe me, Gillete isn't knocking at my door to insure these bad boys, but I'd like to think they're my best assets.    
The man in front of Grand Central Station however, clearly believes that they're more reminiscent of the stilts flamingos use to balance their oversized frames, as he just as said that much, uttering, "you look like a flamingo" which he insisted was a compliment, and offered to take me to dinner. When having fragile stick thin support beams for legs become highly regarded, please let me know. 
After, I overcame the urge to choke him out, I begrudgingly thanked the man for pointing out the obvious in front of hundreds of people, who now felt justified, because the look of acknowledgment on their faces gave away that they cosigned the sentiments of Mr. Opinionated. 
He can keep his dinner plans, and I'll just keep on exposing my gams to the world. Just as I did recently pairing shorts, with a tee, blazer, and pumps. Hell, he should just be thankful that I have no delusions about my gravity challenged funbags being the main attractions.
  
References to his 75 years old grandmother might've spewed out his mouth if I revealed those beauties, and next thing you know I'm being carted off in handcuffs. So, flamingo it is!
Enjoy your day! Thanks for stopping by<3
P.s: Outtakes can be found on Instagram @closetfix

14 comments:

  1. This look is very now! Luv it, wish I had your legs :/)

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  2. Love this look Simmy :-) x

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    1. Thanks Lisa! So glad you dropped by<3

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  3. Love the zebra print with the blazer - Very chic! - CC

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  4. Love the patterned shorts and the bright shoes :)

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    1. Thanks Dora! So glad you dropped by today<3

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  5. Wow, You look great! Love this outfit! You have awesome legs for shorts!

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    1. Aww...thanks jacqueline! You're too kind:)

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  6. Love this look! The shorts look so stylish with the white blazer and blue shoes! Love your blog.

    xoxo

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    1. Aww...Thanks Rachael! So glad you like it. Thanks for stopping by<3

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  7. just discovered ur blog!
    like it so much!!
    follow each other? I already follow u.
    ps u are soo pretty!
    xxx
    www.themidniteblues.blogspot.com

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    1. Aww...You're too kind. Thank you so much for your comment. I'm really glad you like my blog<3

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