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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

MY STYLE FIX: SNAKE PRINT PANTS

Happy Hump day! In the past few days I've been obsessing about the issue that I mentioned in the previous post. It's to the point where I've done everything but insert an anal suppository to rid myself of mother nature's little pre-show gift, and frankly that option is not off the table.      
I mean, I must've washed my face with every over the counter cream and cleanser known to man...twice...with waters reaching temperatures only an alligator and a desperate narcissist could withstand, to no avail, as the mark of the beast is still front and center. 
I really can't understand why it isn't working, because I followed the instructions to a T, and nothing. At least there may be an upside to an anal suppository, even if that shit doesn't work, if you know what I mean. But I digress.  
Either those companies are lie telling with promises of Angelina Jolie's flawless skin, or I've contracted a rare strain of some exotic face infection, that's clearly resistant to benzoyl peroxide and salicylic acid, since I still look like Two-face.
If I could only have people stand to the left of me 'till this situation (and it is a situation) clears up, all would be right with the world, but since such a request would earn me a stay in the psych ward, I figure I would do more sane things, like distract them with my printed pants, which I paired with a tee, blazer, and sandals. It's a start, but it would be much better if the pants covered my face instead of my hoo-hoo.   
Enjoy your day! And if you have any good remedies please drop me a line. I'm desperate over here. Thanks for stopping by<3


12 comments:

  1. Love your outfit! The pants look so pretty on you!

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    1. Thank you so much! So glad you stopped by<3

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  2. Hey doll! Those pants are amazing! H&M and Forever 21 are my Go-To stores! You look amazing! I'm following your lovely blog and I'm looking forward to your future posts! I would love if you can follow me too!!

    Best wishes from Toronto, Canada!

    xoxo

    lalageorgia.blogspot.com

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    1. Aww...thanks! I love those stores too! You can definitely find some awesome pieces, which are super affordable so I love that. I'm so glad you're enjoying my blog. Your feedback is very encouraging. Thank you so much for stopping by<3

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  3. snake print pants and cleavage will totally distract people From the baby on your face. Take it from me. Great bag! That get up looks great on you! Cc

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    1. Thanks CC! Btw, I hope you're right. Thanks for stopping by<3

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  4. Those print pants rock! I am beyond envious. As for the "baby" try Clinique Acne Solutions spot healing gel and keep rocking fantastic prints!-----Nicole

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    1. Thanks for the tip Nicole! I definitely gonna give it a try. So glad you stopped by<3

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