Happy Almost Friday Day! Yesterday was a holiday here in the U.S. Yeah, on a Wednesday, which means that I couldn't double fist it and get all shitfaced since it happened to be in the middle of the work week.
Such a cruel joke, because I need to be at least three sheets to the wind, to get through a family barbecue without stabbing my Uncle who shall remain nameless, in his eye, because without fail he's gonna say something to piss me off.
Shit, I damn near need to be sedated, just so I can skip the part where every other divorced relative ask me when I'm getting married, or why I haven't done it yet, as if they've forgotten that they still have a restraining order against the love of their life.
Worse yet, all the talk about getting me pregnant because OH MY GOD, time is running out, and I don't wanna wait too long. All while lamenting about needing a vacation from those bundles of joy.
It's bad enough having to listen to same people who adamantly advised/threatened me never to do the nasty in my life. And now, every time I see them, they become all melancholy at the thought of a large object not penetrating my kit kat and resulting in the latest addition to the clan.
If I didn't know better, I'd think they'd hold me down while I was wearing this tank dress, and force my honey to copulate with me right there in front of the grill, it seemed that important to them. Thank goodness they're satisfied with just badgering me to death.
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