Happy hump day!!This morning I decided to go with a super relaxed look. I paired boyfriend khakis with a purple blouse, white blazer, and sandals. I actually had every intention of returning the khakis. However, after using those trick mirrors that they (you know who you are)strategically place in the dressing rooms, to make us look taller, thinner, and prettier than our reality, just so we can dole out big bucks, I bought the pants, falling really hard for what had to be a mirage. A big lie! Hugh deception!
I was clearly conned, because it wasn't until I got home and tried on the pants in front of my no ulterior motive mirror that I realized that the pants were more baggy than I would have liked. It's just so ridiculous, because a mere two hours earlier I thought they were perfect as I couldn't stop checking myself out in the dressing room. Trust me, if you were there it would have made you nauseous. The narcissism was down right over the top.
That was remedied very quickly though as my mirror revealed to me what should have been obvious in the store. So much so that I just knew I was going right back to the store and bitch slap the sales girl just because. She's in on the conspiracy after all with her fake niceties, knowing all too well that it was one big game of gotchya. I mean who does that?! I really was going to give it to her, but I never made it back to the store, and I'm now the reluctant owner of the khakis since the return date has long passed.
Well lemons into lemonade as they say. I'm not afraid of a little extra slouch any way. I actually love the look when paired with feminine or structured pieces. If you really wanna know in hindsight the extra slouch may actually enhance the look. Don't tell the sales girl though as I still reserve the right to at least tackle that trolip to the ground for her trickery.