TGIF, and it's a holiday weekend too!! Yesterday was the BF's B'day so the celebration has technically already started. Last night I drank wine like it was water, and woke up this morning wishing I was dead. In the moment it always seems like such a good time until you wake up with a sore bum hole in some strangers bedroom. In my case, that stranger was the BF, and fortunately my bum hole was intact..this time.
I'm already doing that whole spiel about how I'm going to quit drinking, that this time is the last time, and I'm never drinking again, but who am I really kidding. I'll be heading out tomorrow, and shots of tequila just have an uncanny way of ending up in my hands...then down my throat, and next thing you know I'm doing my interpretation of dancing, and yeah it's bad, but I'll be wasted, and so I won't honey badger give a shit.
I'm pretty sure it's gonna go down that way. I just hope I don't go down that way. Tequila always has a way of sneaking up on you. One minute you're laughing, dancing, and giving high fives (Yes, I'm a high fiver), and the next minute, outta nowhere you're slumped over the bowl with one of your besties holding your hair back.
It's quite shameful, yet the only consolation you have is that it wasn't coming out both ends, since that has happened before, and there were witnesses. I'm in a better place now, and I think I have learned to drink to a point where I can still maintain my bodily functions, and my dignity.
Last night I was able to keep it together. At dinner, in my utility jacket, which I paired with skinnies, pumps, and v-neck tee,I drank just enough to get tipsy, but not so much that I wound up nude in a dark alley. If you're in the States, take that lesson with you through this festive weekend, because trust me, you don't wanna be that girl...again.
Have a safe and fantastic Memorial day weekend! Thanks for stopping by<3
P.s. Have fun, but remember don't drink and drive and be sure not to text while driving either. That's just stupid and dangerous.